Icon Name Description Unlock Method
Mass Murder Murder the Pope. Smash the Pope in Sudden Death.
As You Wish Survive Glorg. Reach the end of Stepping On Tokyo.
Rear-venge! Defeat The Groove Wizard. Smash the Evil Wizard in Murder.
It's Called "Butts" Now Clear "Flap Your Brains Out." Survive Flap Your Brains Out.
Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours! Beat all gold times. Beat each and every level's record in Electronic Super Joy.
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle! Earn zero deaths on every level. Survive each and every level in Electronic Super Joy without dying.
Can't Touch This! Survive "Slow Dance" for 40 seconds without dying. Survive Slow Dance for no more than 40 seconds.
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza Clear "Slow Dance" without killing anything. Survive Slow Dance without smashing any missiles.
Make Love, Not War Clear "Babylon" without killing anything. Complete the level Babylon without smashing enemies.
I'm a Star-vivor! Clear level "Run Coward" without dying and collecting the Stars. Survive Run Coward without collecting any stars.
Get To The Chopper! Clear level "Over By Christmas" without dying and collecting both Stars. Survive Over By Christmas without collecting any stars.
So Long And Thanks For All The Stars Collect every star. Collect all the stars between the three worlds.
Green With EnV Clear "A Jungle Welcome."
Just Like My Ex Clear "Emotional Mess."
Stomach of Steel Clear "The Rabbit Hole."
Spikey Problem Kill Spike. Defeat the boss Spike in Totally Necessary.
So Good I Ripped My Pants Clear "Ol' Ball and Chain." Complete Ol' Ball And Chain in World Four.
Mean Green Machine Clear every level in World 4. Complete every level in World Four.
Electronic Super Done! Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level Collect all stars between the worlds, set a new gold time record, and survive every level without dying.
That Was Easy! Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode. Cycle through one portal in Infinite Love Mode.
Clumsy Lover Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Smooth Lover
Super Lover
Turbo Lover
Infinite Lover
Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night Complete all the holiday levels. Complete every level in Holiday World.
Two Awesome!
So Three-ling!
How Four-tuitous!
Electronic Super King! Earn every achievement. Collect every achievements in Electronic Super Joy. (base game)
Thinking With Portals, Doing Science Take the shortest route in "An Evil Portal Mess." Find the shortest route through An Evil Portal Mess.
Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize Beat "A Laser Danger Mess" without dying or using smash. Survive A Laser Danger Mess without utilizing smash ability.
Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts? Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in "A YOLO Snow Mess."
Jumping the Snowmouth! Bonuce on exactly 22 arrows in "A YOLO Snow Mess."
What A Mess! Complete every level in "A Hot Sticky Mess." Complete all the levels in Hot Sticky World.
Mopping Up Clean the clock on all gold times in "A Hot Sticky Mess." Complete all the levels in Hot Sticky World and set a new gold time record.